From DOT Weigh Stations to Weighing Trophy Bass
Every commercial driver knows the headache of pulling onto the CAT scale or getting flagged into a DOT weigh station. Our No More Weigh Stations Just Fish Scales – Retired CDL Trucker Shirt turns that universal trucking experience into the ultimate angler joke: the only scales you care about in retirement are the ones weighing a 10-pound bass!
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U.S. Heavyweight Workwear Sizing Guide (S – 5XL)
Our tees and hoodies are cut for real American tradesmen and drivers—roomy in the shoulders and chest with extra length so your shirt stays tucked or comfortable behind the wheel.
| Size | Chest Width (Inches) | Body Length (Inches) | Recommended Weight (Lbs) |
|---|---|---|---|
| S | 36 – 38" | 28" | 130 – 155 lbs |
| M | 39 – 41" | 29" | 155 – 180 lbs |
| L | 42 – 44" | 30" | 180 – 210 lbs |
| XL | 45 – 48" | 31" | 210 – 240 lbs |
| 2XL | 49 – 52" | 32" | 240 – 275 lbs |
| 3XL | 53 – 56" | 33" | 275 – 310 lbs |
| 4XL | 57 – 60" | 34" | 310 – 345 lbs |
| 5XL | 61 – 64" | 35" | 345+ lbs |
Verified Buyer Reviews
Jerry W. — ✔ Verified Buyer
★★★★★
"Every trucker hates DOT weigh stations, so 'Only Fish Scales Now' is the cleverest retirement shirt I've seen. 5 stars."
Frequently Asked Questions
Q: What colors look best with this design?
Military Green, Pitch Black, and Navy Blue are our top picks for outdoor anglers.